Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Random Things People Do That Give Me Feelings Akin To Road Rage

Advertising themselves as Editors For Hire. . . and then you read their blogs, and realize they can't spell or use punctuation for shit. They've essentially fucked up their own resume.


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Create Myspace blogs that are just links to an external blog.


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Posting "OMG FIRST?" as a blog comment. Congratulations. You've just wasted the spot where your comment can't be blogdicked to page 35 by not saying anything meaningful at all.



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Posting "OMG FIRST?!", but being nowhere near first, so when i'm hardy enough to weather three pages of comments, there they are in all their tardy glory.


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Blatant sycophancy in general.


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Saying, "Didn't i tell you?" when i give you a blank stare after you've just referenced something you obviously thought i knew about. I don't hand out blank stares to extract explanations for things i've already been told.


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Fishing for compliments by saying negative things about yourself. Don't bother, i'll just agree with you.


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Laughing really loudly just so i'll ask what's so funny.


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Laughing even louder when i fail to ask. Yes, i heard you laughing the first time. I figured if it was worth sharing, you just would.


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When people say, "Guess what?" and actually mean it.


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Saying, "Six of one, half dozen of another."


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When i say i dislike something, and someone smugly replies, "Oh, but you haven't tried MINE."


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The inevitable offense people take when i try THEIRS and still dislike it.


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Tagging themselves in pictures they're not in.

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