Technical Virgins are complete bullshit. You know the type I'm talking about- they're giving up the anal and the oral and "everything but", and they're still calling themselves virgins since the hymen's still intact. If that's the only thing that hasn't been despoiled, then don't go calling yourself a virgin. You know good and goddamn well that ain't "Saving It For Marriage", that's a fucking technicality; and a really flimsy one, at that.
You've been fucked. You're not a virgin. Just stop deluding yourself.
While we're on the subject, we might as well talk about the other kind of bullshit virgin- The Born Again Virgins. Who dreamed up this oxymoronic bit of nonsense?! That shit ain't Jesus- you don't "find" it again just because you decided having it off isn't for you anymore. Regret doesn't make it grow back, people! Once it's gone, it's gone.
Once again, you've been fucked. You're not a virgin. You're just deluding yourself and pissing everyone else off.
4 comments:
AMEN SISTER! Did you run across another born again virgin? Those are so irritating. You don't get to grow it back everytime you eff up (no pun intended). Once it's gone, it's gone...so think long and hard (again-pun not intentional) before you decide to break the seal.
I call them "everything but" girls. My ex-husband married a Christian girl in her THIRTIES who did all that. I found it odd...where in the Bible does it say oral sex is okay but not intercourse?
So true! Hypocrites!
You're not a virgin if you've engaged in ANY type of sex.
Ang- Not a born again virgin, but the Everything But virgin. There were three of em, standing in line in front of me in the grocery store talking about this like they were comparing produce or something!
Your unintentional puns were fantastic xD You crack my shit up!
Stephanie- And doesn't the bible specifically say that sodomy is NOT okay?
LMJ- That's exactly what I was trying to say :)
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