Myspace Girl Lips

You know the kind i'm talking about. Pursed- sometimes off to the side of their faces, sometimes not. Like they're expecting to be kissed literally at any second. They all look at you with liquid eyes and pursed lips with an "Aren't i just the cutest thing you ever saw?" look on their faces (incidentally, the answer is no). It just makes you look vapid and (sometimes unjustifiably) conceited. Anyway, it makes a lot of otherwise unrelated girls look like they could all be first cousins or something. It's irritating as hell! Here's a bright idea for you simpering twits out there: Smile! Or don't! But quit with the smug little smirks!